Saturday, January 28, 2017

billybob vs. kellyanne (it's no contest)



billybob vs. kellyanne (it’s no contest):

[reporter billybob] “kellyanne, uh, this morning… mr. trump tweeted about his, uh, breakfast, and..."

[kellyanne, cutting him off abruptly, and frowning]first of all, billybob, that’s an unfair question.  we all know that the obama administration and the liberal media have ruined breakfast for centuries..."

[kellyanne: smiling, grudgingly] "…and furthermore, former president clinton shared sausage & cheese omelets with other women…"

[kellyanne: smiling painfully] "…and everyone knows that bernie sanders wants everyone to treat everyone else to endless brunch."

[kellyanne: smiling, sharply] "…beware of socialism!  egg farmers… be afraid!!  in fact, that’s where the word “chicken” originally originated!"

[reporter billybob]  "but..."

[kellyanne: smiling, smugly] "…but to answer your question, he always means exactly what he says about the wall… except when he uses alternative facts.

[reporter billybob]  (chuckles)

[kellyanne: furling brow, frowning, and increasing the decibel level] "…are you laughing at me???!!!  i’m going to have to re-think our relationship!  the egg is on your face, now, billybob!" 

[kellyanne: smiling, half-heartedly] in any case, it’s your own fault if you took him ‘literally’ – because we all know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day…next question!

Monday, January 23, 2017

bald-faced, bold-faced lies



bald-faced, bold-faced lies  [1]
by k. antifact

when it comes to lie-ing there is one who takes the prize
blond-faced, two-faced, bald-faced, smile-faced, unfazed, bold-faced lies  
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·         it’s not (so much) the lies…

·         …but the blatant, smug, spin – the kind where she actually believes that you have the intelligence of a third-grader…

·         it’ that.



[1] martino, joal. (1.22-3.17). bald-faced, bold-faced lies.  book 78: dark days. © 2017 by wellnesseducation.us

Friday, January 20, 2017

dark days



dark days  [i]
by dep m. urt

stand and hail the king of kings, he’s sure to lead the way
give the man a chance (you’ll find romance) freelance!
dark days


[i] martino, joal. (1.20-3.17). dark days.  book 78: dark days. © 2017 by wellnesseducation.us