Monday, November 7, 2011

"occupy" (...as an occupation??)

after occupy wall street, and occupy london, and occupy tv, and occupy tim tebow...
..."to occupy" could be one of our country's fastest growing occupations.

a master's degree in occupy science (m.o.s.) might include:

first year, fall semester ...............................................................................credits
ocy 2000: introduction to occupation..............................................................3
ocy 2200: outdoor/indoor occupation.............................................................3
ocy 21530: tent-ative living.............................................................................3 (1 lecture, 2 lab)
ocy 2800: formulating a purpose.....................................................................4
art 1001: sign making and grammar (suggested elective)..................................2
....................................................................................................................15

first year, spring semester ...............................................................................credits
ocy 3100: outdoor cooking.................................................................................2
ocy 3230: occupation area cleanliness and sanitation............................................3
ocy 3500: occupational networking......................................................................3
.......(prerequisite: must have active facebook and twitter accounts) 
ocy 3970: occupational relationships ...................................................................4
......(prerequisite: match.com experience) 
ped 2310: street stretch (suggested elective).........................................................1
com 2430: blowhorns, microphones and stages (oh my!).......................................1
...........................................................................................................................14

second year, fall semester .................................................................................credits
hea 4100: the inverse relationship between body weight and the stock market........3
ocy 4520: ethics, professionalism and occupation...................................................3
ocy 4799: good, good, good occupation................................................................3
ocy 4920: nationalism and occupation.....................................................................3
hea 4400: genetic engineering of occupational food (the do's and don'ts)..................2
hea 1000: the many uses of water............................................................................2
.............................................................................................................................16

second year, spring semester  ...............................................................................credits
ocy 5100: occupy the universe.................................................................................3
ocy 5230: the politics of occupation..........................................................................4
.....-prerequisite: psi 5230: political arguing (or equivalent personal experience)
ocy 5500: international occupation............................................................................3
ocy 5970: never work again.....................................................................................3
.....(course includes a weekly field experience requirement)
psy 5310: occupy your inner you-niverse.................................................................2
...............................................................................................................................15
total credits..............................................................................................................60

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