Friday, November 21, 2008

"scotty, calling captain kirk"

(scott to kirk): "...captain, there be giant sea turtles here!"
(scott, excited): . "actually, sir, these beasties haven't come ashore to lay eggs. ..they are just sunbathing for a couple of hours!!"
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(mr. spock): "most astonishing!"
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.............that's pretty much what you say, on a trip like this, when you've run out of superlatives.
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(uhura, to kirk): "i'm trying to communicate, captain, but they are using a Higher frequency than us."
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(spock): "interesting... but not surprising. ..after all, turtles are quite logical."

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(kirk, to scott): "i'm glad that we finally found some intelligent life on that planet! ..by the way, scottie, how are the hawaii ladies?"
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(mccoy): "dammit, jim, i'm just a country doctor, but that's waaaay over the line."
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(chekov): "did you know that sea turtles were invented in russia?"

(kirk, to sulu): "
sulu! ..five turtles to beam up -- on the double! ..(uhhhhh, sulu... leave scottie down there, you know... for reconnaissance purposes... )"
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(yeoman, inner dialogue): "ohhhh, nooo, not again. it took light years to get kirk's mind off of the humpbacks."
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(kirk, to transporter room):
"transporter room! ..phasers on stun!" (oooops)



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1 comment:

  1. Sorry, guys. You've got to be a Trekkie to "get" this post.

    For those of you who are tapped-in, there are references to "Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home."

    Appropriate movie title?

    :) Len

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